Friday, April 12, 2013

Pre-Digital Age Cavemen 1 : Pre-Death Blockbuster Video

Blockbuster Video is seen as a joke these days, as the last refuge for anyone who doesn't know the magic words "Downloadable/Streaming Online Video".
(Even modern day pop culture like TV show True Blood is taking jabs at it, the latest show mocking their business practices.)

But before the Internet was widespread, kids of the 80s, now in their teens in the 90s, had no such luck when seeing video media. The Internet was choking on Real Media.
(Barely known now, but was a streaming technology used often for some of the first videos you could stream online.)

Be it for TV shows, movies, documentaries or..."documentaries on anatomy" (hint: "The Internet is for..."), the only choice was to go to the local video store and pay between (AUD)$1 to $7 for a video. If it was new it cost $7, having only a day to bring it back. If you were lucky and the video was old it was $3 with a week to return it. If you were late for returns? Expect your ability to rent frozen until fines were paid.)

And it gets better. If you go to before 1999, you didn't have streaming video services. You lacked Blu Ray. You didn't even get DVD. You had two options, one a flash in the pan with its existence.
LaserDisc or VCR cassette, AKA VHS tapes.
(LaserDisc dying almost as quickly as it arrived.)
So with the wide option of VHS tapes or...VHS tapes, we'd head off to the local video store for a big black rectangle of  plastic containing reels of magnetic tape. It's seen as bad resolution now, but it was fine for back then.

VHS tapes rarely had anything exciting. No extras. Only rare movies had widescreen.
(Most TVs were 4:3.)

But sadly one thing carried across since the 80s: The adverts.
In the beginning of pretty much every movie we paid to rent, adverts.
However, back then we got the one thing they deny us now.
The adverts could be fast-forwarded through.
(When was the last time you could skip or speed through ads on a DVD/BR rental?)


Back then I went to a local store called Focus Video. Dead now, but a good company while it lasted. Bought out by Blockbuster Video, the Internet was so small I had never heard of this new company.
(For a teen in the early days of the Internet, it wasn't as quick as now. No smartphones. No Twitter. No Wikipedia. No Google. Nothing helping the search yet. You had the Library, the phone book and slow PCs with screaming 56k modems running Windows 3.1.1 or Windows 95 in '96 and Windows 98 in '99.)

Much like McDonald's, Pizza Hut and many other American businesses, they had expanded into Australia to gauge their success. Blockbuster did pretty well, and even now in Australia, unlike the US headquarters, is still alive with many stores open.
(Although I don't know if they'll survive if the US H.Q pulls the plug.)


In the 90s I rented a lot of the VHS tapes from them as a teen. Picture your smartphone/tablet's book application that shows a shelf of book covers. Now imagine a large building (or small, depending on their success) filled with shelves of titles in a similar way, some shelved like books on a bookshelf, spine to you.

No download time, no broken streams, just get the box, collect the tape at the counter, pay, leave.
(And the one thing they have over DVD and BR discs: the discs get one small scratch, the film skips. You could hurl a VHS tape across a football field and STILL play it without a problem.)

(To be continued...)





Telstra Bedside : Flaws and Future.

SPEED: Okay. Stutters with YouTube. Even below 480p. 480p should be fine for the screens made for 480p!

PHONE: Works great! You don't need the "Ext" for anything except Helpdesk calls.
Only flaw? 13 calls to Telstra fail to work.

TOUCHSCREEN: Bearable. Simple one finger touch, which makes the on screen keys a pain in the arse. Way better to use the...

PHYSICAL KEYS: GREAT! Top row not activated yet, but the rest work fine. The whole lot I've written on the system is on it. Turns behind screen and fold-locks behind it! Screen and keys have grabbing bars to adjust angle of screen and keys' placement.

Future addditions seem to be:

- Remote Control (unless leftover and unneeded like the cam panel up top)
- SIM chip credit card slot (for payment for phone etc.)
- Barcode reader (for patient wristbands and stickers)

The system is still new (and had a flaw that let me open new windows in IE last visit - fixed now) but is promising. Especially once the NBN is used and doctors can use it in medical ways like heart monitoring.

It definitely beats the old system.
(Although curious why Telstra charges for basic FTA TV when in an older interview they said that would be free and the rest would cost...)

Telstra Bedside : iView!

Prefer to see the ABC shows you want to when you want to?

Simply fire up https://abc.net.au/iview.
The Telstra Bedside system runs the service perfectly!

I saw Doctor Who and The Checkout (x 3) while I was here.

Cost nothing, saw them at my own pace.

And the whole collection is there to see!
(Especially handy if you have a little one upset and only news or adult shows are on. Fire up Play School (etc.) and away goes the unhappiness!)

You might need the physical keyboard's trackpad for accurate clicking on the interface, but player buttons (except volume) are easy with touchscreen.

Telstra Bedside : How to save $6 (x ?) on movies.

YouTube has the ability to create playlists.
If you also look up "full movie","Full film" or something similar, you will see several cheeky sods have posted full movies from the 1900s to now!

Add films you discover to a new playlist ("Movie List" or the like) and you now have a ton of films to see while trapped in hospital, that costs nothing!

If you dig deeply, you will also find TV shows.
(I found "My Little Pony", "The Girl From Tommorrow" and many more on one look alone!)

Trust me, it's not High Def and will play just as well!
(Plus for my lovers of international cinema, there's plenty of other countries' cinema too! Korea has many full movies on YouTube!)

Am I promoting piracy? Not if you can afford it.
If you cannot afford it? It's not you who uploaded the movies YouTube take time to remove!

But by all means, if you can afford $6 per movie, purchase it.
(Or you could see an older classic for free. Even you sir, who saw Dracula in the 30s, I saw that on YouTube for free too!)

Telstra Bedside : Filter? What filter?

If, like me, you can't stand filters if you can surf with reasonable judgement, then this short post will come in handy for you.

(At time of typing - 12/04/13 - this is accurate and works.)

Firstly, if a site is blocked, or you simply get "Access to the selected page is unavailable from this service", type this into the address bar:

https://hidemyass.com

The secure URL "S" will break past the security in place.
If you remove the "S" from "HTTPS" you will get the "Access to the selected page..." alert.

Hide My Ass is a popular site for bypassing overly filtered links.
Once you're there, click on the "SSL Off" button to turn it On.

The advanced options allow for other ways to attack the filter to bust through.

ALWAYS best to leave Server and IP Address as Random, but you can either use Encoded or Encrypted on the connection. Encoding should work, but failing that, use Encryption.

The last two options are for Javascript and Flash in pages. Usually best to leave those.
(However, note that Disable Flash leaves any potential video players alive, but will kill adverts, so adding that is recommended if no Flash games are on your site.)

Once set, type the address you want in the yellow text box and click "Hide My Ass"!

Many sites load, even if porn sites won't play video (that I tried anyway).
(If porn is on your mind, images and fic seem to work fine!)

If your site is loud or offensive, please, ask for or bring earphones.(Common courtesy isn't it?)

That's as in depth as I got, since I am here as a (doctor? nurse? patient? janitor?) myself!

Enjoy!